Teasing a Girl

Me Teasing A Girl : Ae Chalti Kya?

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Girl : Kaha?

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Me : Wherever You Say…

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Girl : Ok Lets Go Shopping.

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Me : Kasam Se Didi Aapke Saath

To Mazak Karna Bhi Gunaah Hai.

Teasing a Girl

Girls Boys sms

Girl and b0y were sitting

in the garden,

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Girl: kuch aisa kah0 k

dhadkan tez h0 jaye,

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B0y: bhaag saali tera

baap aa raha hai

Girls Boys sms

Little baby sms

BeST quote by a Nursary student .

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i love to walk in the rain…

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becOz nobOdy can see i am doing susu in my

chaddi

Little baby sms

Cutest feeling in world

Cutest feeling in world…

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When your eyes Try To get a single Look of

your love In A Crowd…

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& You Find that He/She Is Already Staring At

YOU……!!

Cutest feeling in world

Sardar sms

Sardar wounded in an accident goes to a doctor

Dr:Stitches lagana padenge

Sarder:Kitne paise ..

Dr 3000 Rs

Sardar:Sir stitches lagwana hai, embroidery nahin

karwani

Sardar sms

Bitter Truth

Bitter Truth..

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“Everyone wants to Park his Vehicle in Shadow but

No

One wants to Plant a Tree”

Bitter Truth

Relatives Jokes

Apne bare mein kabhi bura mat socho,

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Kyunki iske liye God ne hamare Kuch

khas Rishtedaro aur Padosiyo ko pura

Theka de rakha hai !!

Relatives Jokes

Naughty Girl

Girl:”Mom & Dad ne kaha hai k agar exams mai

fail hui to shadi kar denge..

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Boy:”Tumne kitni tayari ki..??

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GIRL:”bus Reception k dress lena reh gya hai…

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Thoko Like..

Naughty Girl

Professor sms

Professor ne Ek Ladke ke 1 taraf

cake or 1 taraf ladki rakhi..

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Ladka foran cake ki taraf Lapka…

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Doosri bar cake badal K Roti

rakhi..

to Ladka Roti ko Lapka..

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Yu bar bar food item Badalne per

Ladka her bar Khane ki taraf

Badha…

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Professor: Bus Sabit hua K Bhook

hi

sab se Badi Taqat hai..

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Piche se awaz aayi :Sir ji! Ek Bar

Ladki

Bhi

Badal k Dekh Lein…

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Ye iski Behan hai

Professor sms

Study sms

Har Maa-Baap Aapne Baccho Se Yahi

Kehte Hai-

‘Beta, DIL Laga K Padhai Karo’

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Aab Unhe Koun Samjhaye,

DIL Lagane K Baad Padhai Kaha Ho Pati

Hai

Study sms

Girls sms

“Ladkiya kehti hai ki ladke

dhokhebaj

hote hai..

aur

ladke kehte hai ki ladkiya

dhokhebaj

hoti hai…

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Magar,

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Sach to yeh hai ki ek sachi ladki

ko galat

ladka mil jata hai

or

ek sache ladke ko galat ladki mil

jati

hai..!

Galti kisi ki nahi hoti hai.. Magar

badnaam pyar ho jata hai”.

Girls sms

BOYS RULE OF SUCCESS

BOYS RULE OF SUCCESS.

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Apni Zindagi Mein Koi Kaam

Karne

Se Pehle

Hamesha Kisi LADKI Se

Mashwara

Kar Lo…

Wo Jo Mashwara De Uss Ka Ulta

Karo Kamyabi Tumhare Qadam

Choome Gi.

BOYS RULE OF SUCCESS