Facebook jokes

Ek ladki mujhse boli

tum bahut mast post kartee ho..

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Maine kaha to fir tum like

kyu nhi kartii..??

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vo boli: – Nhi yaar main to har post 2-2 bar like

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Facebook jokes

Jaadugar sms

Ek KAALI Ladki Ko Jaadugar Ne Jaadu Se Pankh

Uga Diye,,

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LADKI : Are Wah M PARI Ban Gayi

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Pichhe Se Ek Ladka Bola:

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Nahi Re Tu To CHAMKADAD Ban Gayi

Jaadugar sms

Cricketers sms

Interesting Indian Cricketer’s Names:

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-Ravi Shas3

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-Mahendra Sing 2ni

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-100Rav Ganguly

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-Sachin 10Dulkar

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-VVS 1,00,000Sman

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-Mun1/2 Patel.

Cricketers sms

Pappu sms

Gf: Meri mummy ko tum bahut

pasand aaye ho

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Pappu : Chal Pagli

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Kuchh bhi ho

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main shadi tumse hi karunga…

Aunty se kehna wo mujhe bhool

jayen

Pappu sms

Phone Charger

When your phone battery is at 1%

and you are running to the phone charger like-.

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“Mere saath reh bhaai..

aankhe band mat karna..

tujhe main kuch nhi hone dunga!”

Phone Charger

Paplu jokes

Paplu : Aaj maine pani ko ullu bnaya

Banta : Kaise?

Paplu: maine nahane k liye pani garam kiya or thande pani se hi nha liya.

Paplu jokes

FB Girls sms

Dear fb girls Apse se ek request he

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Apni ID and PASSWORD apney bf ko nahi

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wo hum shareef baccho ke msgs padhkar..

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hume BLOCK kar dete he

FB Girls sms

Teachers sms

Teacher: “Aaj pehli baar tum class me baat kar

rahi ho..

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hamesha tum nazre jhukake meri baate sunti thi

kya ho gya hai tumhe.. ??

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Pinky:” sir ji net pack khatm ho gya

hai..  :D:D

Teachers sms

Network sms

Duniya Me 2 Network

Sabse Fast Hai..

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1. Email

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2. Female

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1 Minute Me Idhar Ki Baat

Udhar Pohcha Deti Hai

Network sms

Girls Jokes

A bird was disturbing a girl all the

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Finally she caught it & decided to

kill it cruelly.

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She took it to the top of a building

& dropped it.

“After all Girls are so

intelligent”

Girls Jokes

IPL sms

Pepsi IPL is started on SeT max.

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Oh Damn!

Ab “Sooryavansham”aur “Don no. 1″ konse channel par aayengi

IPL sms

Rajnikanth sms

Modi meets Rajinikanth. Rajinikanth assures him BJP will not only win in India but also in America, Russia, France, China, Spain, Japan

Rajnikanth sms

Bill Gates Jokes

Heights Of Talent.. xD

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Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.

Son: No

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Dad: The girl is Bill Gates’daughter.

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Dad goes 2 Bill Gates

Dad: I want ur daughter 2 marry my son.

Bill Gates: No

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Dad: My son is d CEO of the World Bank.

Bill Gates: Then ok

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Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank..

Dad: Apoint my son as the CEO of ur bank.

President: No!

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Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.

President: Then ok!

Bill Gates Jokes

Relationship Status

Agar koi Ladki make-up kr k,

Sajdhaj kr,

new dress pehan kar

shaadi, party, ya kisi function me ja

rahi ho

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Toh samajh lo

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Nxt day ya to uski profile pic change hogi

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relationship status

Relationship Status

Vodafone network

LALU ke peeche kutte ka bachha padh gaya,

Lalu bhagte bhagte bole,

hum to bsnl ka card dalwaya hun,

Sasura vodafone ka network kaise pakad raha he?

Vodafone network

Gandhi Jokes

Student: Sir Gandhi Ji Ke Sar Pe Baal kyon Nahi

The?

Sir: Intelligent Logo Ki Nishani Hai,

Student: Han Tabi To Ladkion Ke Itne Lambe Baal

Hote Hain

Gandhi Jokes

Murga Murgi Jokes

Murga aur Murgi ki Love Story

Murga:I Love u,I can doAnything 4u

Murgi:U can Do anything 4 me

Murga:Yes of course.

Murgi: toh ek anda de kDikha

Murga Murgi Jokes

Moon jokes

NEW TEACHER : all students introduce ur

name

and hobbies!

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1st boy : my name is Pankaj nd my hobby is

watching moon

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2nd boy : my name is satym and hobby is

watching moon

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3rd boy: my name is Love & my hobby is

watching moon

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all boys told their different names but

hobby was

same

TEACHER : good all boys have same hobby

now its girl’s turn,

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1st girl : hi my name is moon

Moon jokes

Three Idiots

3 KAALE Dost Ek Saath Jaa

Rahe

The..

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Raaste Me Ek PARI Milti

Hai, . Pari:” Ek-Ek Wish Batao

Main Poori Karugi..”

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1st:” Mujhe GORA Aur

Khubsurat Kardo..” Pari Ne Kar Diya..

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2nd:” Mujhe Bhi Aisa Kar

Do..”

Pari Ne Kar Diya..

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3rd Zor Zor Se Hasne Laga Aur

Phir Bola…

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“Inko Wapas Pehle Jaisa

Kardo..

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Moral:” Har Ek Friend

Kamina

Hota Hai.

Three Idiots

Teacher's Jokes

Teacher: 1 Book + 1 Book?

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Paplu: 2 Books

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Teacher: 2 Books + 2 Books?

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Paplu: 4 Books

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Teacher: (Hun ik aukha question)!

61,789,365 Books + 23,678,989 Books??

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Paplu: its LIBRARY mam .

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Que: kya papu pas ho payega ?  

Teacher's Jokes

Boy's Depression

Boy’s Depression

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- Business Slow Chal raha h..

- Payment nahin aa rahi h..

- Credit card ka bill pay krna h ..

- Family ki demands poori krni h..

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Grl’s Depression

- Profile Pic. change kiye 15 min…… ho

gye abhi tk ek bhi

like ya comment nhi aaya h

pata nhi sbko recent Updates m dikh

rha h k nhi.

Boy's Depression

Happiest moment

The Happiest moment

for today’s generation

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Battery Full. Please

Unplug the

Charger ..

Happiest moment

Ha Ha Ha

Maine Aaj tak ,

jitni bhi ladkiyo ko

Propose kiya hai

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kisi

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sabne teen-teen bar ha kaha hai

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“HA HA HA”

Ha Ha Ha

Vote For India

Boy:- Main 18 Saal ka hoon or tum.. ??

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Girl:- Main bhi 18 Saal ki hoon.. ??

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Boy:- To Phir chal na Sharmana kya

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Girl:- kaha ??

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Boy:- VOTE Dene

“SOCH BADLO DESH BADLEGA”.

Vote For India

Rajnikanth Jokes

Mind blasting fact of Rajnikant.

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British wale sab 1947 me kyu desh 6odkar chale

gaye?

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socho

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socho socho.

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kyuki unhe pata chal gaya tha ki 1948 me

Rajnikant ka born hone wala hai!

Mind it

Rajnikanth Jokes

Breakup sms

Woh mujhe milkar royi itna ki

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Uski naak ka bulbula dekh k meri

hansi nikal gayi 

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Fir kya..Ho gya break-up.! isi baat

par

Breakup sms

Sharabi sms

Marte sharabhi se bhagwan ne pucha,

Koi antim icha.

Sharabi: aane wale janam me

Daant bhale hi ek dena,

Par liver 32 dena 1 dete ho,

Sla jaldi kharab ho jata h.

Sharabi sms

Boys Girls sms

Girl- Where is my birthday gift?

Boy- Road pe Lal rang ki Car dekh rai ho?

Girl – (khusi se)- wow!

Boy- same colour ki

Nail-Polish laya hu tumhare liye.

Boys Girls sms

Dog sms

1dog diwar pr susu kr rha tha

Tabhi diwar us pr gir gyi or

Dog wahi mar gya

Tbse kuto ne decide kiya ki

Susu krte samay ek tang se

Diwar ko suport denge.

Dog sms

Sardar Jokes

Sardar sir k sath sath kandho par

Bhi shampu laga raha tha.

Wife-kandho pe shampu kyo laga rahe ho?

Sardar- ye koi aam shampu nahi hai

Ye Head & Shoulder hai..

Sardar Jokes

Naughty Jokes

Ek Aurat ATM Machine par ,

Beta Mera Balance Check Kar do ,

Beta Aurat Ko Laat Marta hain,

Aurat gir jati hain ,

Aunty AApka balance to kharab hain.

Naughty Jokes

Child sms

Sweet lines by a small child ever

“MAIN tumhein bhoolne ki

Bahot kosis kalta hun

Pal kya kalun mummy mujhe loz

Badaam khila deti hai aul mujhe tmhari

Yaaad fil se aane lagti hai

Child sms

Kids Jokes

Dukandar se Chota Bacha: Uncle

rang gora karne wali Cream hai?

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Dukandar: Haan hai,

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Baccha: To saale lagata kyu nahi,

Main ROZ darr Jata hu

Kids Jokes

Naughty Boys sms

Boy:”Mujhe 1 bottle blood dedo..

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Nurse:”Blood group bolo..

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Boy:”Koi b chlega..

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Nurse:”Kaise chalega.. ??

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Boy:”Girlfriend ko love letter likhna hai.

Naughty Boys sms

Bhikhari Jokes

Bhikhari:”Bhaijan ek rupaiya de

do..

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Paplu:”Kal aana

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Bhikhari:”Iss kal kal ke chakkar

mein iss colony mein mere lakhon rupaiye fasse hue

hai.

Bhikhari Jokes

Husband Jokes

Biwi Market se Loti Pati:”Mera Andaza ye keh raha Hai Ki is Box Me Koi Khane Ki Cheez Hai..

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Patni:”Are wah mere Pati- Parmeshwar Aap Ne Bilkul Sahi Andaza Lagaya

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Is Me Mere Sendal Hai…   

Husband Shocked..

Husband Jokes

Bill Gates Jokes

Ek tym tha jab Bill Gates ne American bank se

10,0000 Lacs ka loan manga tha but American

bank ne voh Laon refusekr dia tha

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orrr 2001 me Bill gates ne vo bank hi khreed lia..

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1 aaj ka din hai ICICI walone mera 15,000/- ka

loancancel kia hai

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naa jiii naa maf karne kaa toh swal hi paida nhi

hota

Bill Gates Jokes

Driving Jokes

INDIA Is A Place Where..

Any’1 Driving Faster Than You Is..

“Saala Yeh Pakka Marega”

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Any’1 Driving Slower Than You Is

“Saala kutta, Gaadi Chalani Nahi Aati

Ise” !!

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Any’1 Driving Parallel To You Is

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“Apne Baap Se Race Lagayega Tu

Driving Jokes

Santa Jokes

Santa Bank me paise jama karane gaya.

Cashier-

Tumhare Note nakli hai.

Santa:-

Tujhe kya farak padata hai?

Jama to Mere Account me ho rahe hai na

Santa Jokes

Politics sms

If you are getting

blank calls

repeatedly,

do not panic ….

it is only

Manmohan Singh

campaigning for Congress

Politics sms

Haryanavi Jokes

LADY 2 haryana police: ji mera gharwala 5 din pehla gobbi len gya tha, ib tk ni aya

Haryana police: fer k hoya, koi or sabji banale, jruri hai gobbi banani.’

Haryanavi Jokes

Boys Girls sms

Cute answer when a girl asked

her ex-boyfriend:

Girl: Do u still love me?

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Boy: Pyar ka to pata nahi,

lekin mere dost aaj bhi mujhe

teri kasam dete

hain..!!

Boys Girls sms

Phone sms

My phone’s Low Battery Warning ..

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Is the only warning i take serioisly

Phone sms

Kids Jokes

Kid 2 Mom:” 10 Rs Dena, Bahar 1 Garib Ko

Dene Hen..

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Mom:” Kaha Hai Garib.. ??

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Kid:” Bechra Bahar Dhup Me Kulfiyan Bech

Raha Hai…

Kids Jokes

Breakup sms

Breakup ka faida!!

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Mobile ki battery 6, 6 din chal jati ha

Breakup sms

GF sms

Dehati gf ka kamaal 

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Once A couple went 2 a

restaurant…

BF: Kya logi tum

GF: Tum jo kaho

BF: Achha waiter zara Menu lana

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GF: (nazre jhuka ke) Mai bhi menu

khaungi

GF sms

Mom sms

Har maa ki 1 hi dua..

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Aag lag jaye tumhare is phone ko 24 ghante tuk

tuk tuk tuk…

Mom sms